Rock On, Hard On

Count your lucky stars and throw your rocks elsewhere...

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Jan 17, 2008 8:52pm
“ Try this: Count the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, and add 37. No, you didn’t just calculate your age in cricket years - you measured the temperature outdoors in degrees Fahrenheit. You just used a rule of thumb. ” -

- rulesofthumb.org  

At first I thought this was a joke, but I’ve been assured that this indeed works.  Unfortunately, however, I live in a country where Celsius rules so that little cricket needs to start doing some .3 chirping before I can impress anyone with this trick.  
Jan 17, 2008 8:04pm
Possibly cheaper than the bag

Possibly cheaper than the bag
Jan 17, 2008 7:06pm
Can you tell I’m excited I’m going to the Aus Open tomorrow (and Sunday and Wednesday)? I actually just bought myself a ticket to go solo tomorrow in the day. Still on sick leave and although I could round up someone to come, I just really want to go enjoy at least the day session on my own, soaking up the sun and watching the points without feeling like I have to chat at all.  Anti-social much? 

Can you tell I’m excited I’m going to the Aus Open tomorrow (and Sunday and Wednesday)?

I actually just bought myself a ticket to go solo tomorrow in the day. Still on sick leave and although I could round up someone to come, I just really want to go enjoy at least the day session on my own, soaking up the sun and watching the points without feeling like I have to chat at all.  Anti-social much? 
Jan 17, 2008 5:49pm
“ People are willing to walk for seven minutes to get to a McDonald’s. That’s why you’ll find McDonald’s restaurants a 14 minute walk apart in downtown areas. ” - Terry Moloney, applied geographer, Tydac Technologies Corporation, Arlington, Virginia
Jan 17, 2008 5:18pm
“I wanna go fucking shopping like every other bitch and get my pussy ate. I don’t give a fuck. What do you mean, ‘What do I wanna do?’ I don’t wanna do nothing! I wanna shop and look fly and fuck my man. Remy Ma in an interview in the latest XXL. Now who has the guts to break it to Miz Ma that most of us neither shop every day nor serve as a virtual buffet for all the XY-chromosomers out there? Or am I the only female missing out on this glorious life?

“I wanna go fucking shopping like every other bitch and get my pussy ate. I don’t give a fuck. What do you mean, ‘What do I wanna do?’ I don’t wanna do nothing! I wanna shop and look fly and fuck my man.

Remy Ma in an interview in the latest XXL.

Now who has the guts to break it to Miz Ma that most of us neither shop every day nor serve as a virtual buffet for all the XY-chromosomers out there? Or am I the only female missing out on this glorious life?

Jan 17, 2008 12:38pm
This is the temporary Aesop shop in Flinders Lane. It’s made entirely out of industrial cardboard - and it’s closing permanently in Feb.

This is the temporary Aesop shop in Flinders Lane. It’s made entirely out of industrial cardboard - and it’s closing permanently in Feb.
Jan 17, 2008 11:56am

They even find me on sick days.

  • Client: And on what material should I print this paper?
  • BR: Uh... paper?
  • Client: Yes but what do I print the paper on to?
  • BR: Uh...paper?
Jan 17, 2008 11:50am
“Notebooks used by Van Gogh, Picasso, Hemingway and Chatwin are gaye with an e.” - Penny Modra

“Notebooks used by Van Gogh, Picasso, Hemingway and Chatwin are gaye with an e.” - Penny Modra
Jan 17, 2008 11:33am
I LOVE you Graziano! (You can see my old house from here. Look up, up, way up to the yellow building on the far right.) 

I LOVE you Graziano!

(You can see my old house from here. Look up, up, way up to the yellow building on the far right.) 
Jan 17, 2008 9:59am
“ If you were a Transformer you’d be FAGOTRON. ” - YouTube commenter via Dooce.
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