Rock On, Hard On

For the past 2 weeks that I’ve been sick, I’ve re-routed my laptop permanently to my lap.  At least 30 times a day, I keep thinking to investigate something I heard ages ago - that placing a laptop on your lap for extended periods of time increases your chance of getting cancer in your nether regions.

According to my in-depth research, my lack of testes insures that I’m sweet. Sure, I may develop festering wounds in my thighs thanks to the immense heat emitted from my beloved Mac but cancer? No way, Jose. 

Stellar!